Computer technology can get serious and machine-oriented often times. We thought to lighten it up a little bit with a few St. Patty’s Day pick-up lines you guys can use at the bar. Of course, this will be all computer-related.
Please brace yourself for the top 10 R-rated geeky pick-up lines:
- So do you know what I do for a living? I tweak and optimize hard drives.
- Do you like your RAM fast or your hard drive large?
- Hard drive size doesn’t matter. It’s how fast I can get around Vista and Leopard that count.
- I would love to make a robot out of you.
- My fingers really hurt. Because I’ve been typing your name in MySpace and Google all day long!
- It’s like deja vu. Everytime I look in my temporary internet files, your picture is there looking at me.
- Are you sure we didn’t meet once on JDate?
- Your personality would be suit mine perfectly on Match.com.
- I know some computer games we can play.
- Wants wrong with my Vista??