St. Patty’s Day Computer Pick-up Lines

Computer technology can get serious and machine-oriented often times.  We thought to lighten it up a little bit with a few St. Patty’s Day pick-up lines you guys can use at the bar.  Of course, this will be all computer-related. 

Please brace yourself for the top 10 R-rated geeky pick-up lines:

  1. So do you know what I do for a living?  I tweak and optimize hard drives.
  2. Do you like your RAM fast or your hard drive large?
  3. Hard drive size doesn’t matter.  It’s how fast I can get around Vista and Leopard that count.
  4. I would love to make a robot out of you.
  5. My fingers really hurt.  Because I’ve been typing your name in MySpace and Google all day long!
  6. It’s like deja vu.  Everytime I look in my temporary internet files, your picture is there looking at me.
  7. Are you sure we didn’t meet once on JDate?
  8. Your personality would be suit mine perfectly on Match.com.
  9. I know some computer games we can play.
  10. Wants wrong with my Vista??

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